(post copyright 2016, Dawn Weber)
Hey Summer, why are you leaving?
Summer, please. I beg you. Don't go,
And leave me with old man Winter,
That guy, I tell ya, he blows.
And leave me with old man Winter,
That guy, I tell ya, he blows.
He tries very hard to kill me,
He's a nasty old fart, there's no doubt,
With a heart just as hard as an iceberg,
A soul that's as cold as a trout.
He's a nasty old fart, there's no doubt,
With a heart just as hard as an iceberg,
A soul that's as cold as a trout.
He spits freezing rain at my eyeballs,
He coats the roadways with black ice,
My fingers turn into claws from,
Gripping the wheel like a vise.
He coats the roadways with black ice,
My fingers turn into claws from,
Gripping the wheel like a vise.
His skies are as gray as old ashes,
His trees look dead, leaves are gone,
With views like this out the window,
Really, I think, why go on?
His trees look dead, leaves are gone,
With views like this out the window,
Really, I think, why go on?
Yet again I must pack up my flip-flops,
Again I will pack up my smile,
I'll put them both inside boxes,
Forget they exist for a while.
Again I will pack up my smile,
I'll put them both inside boxes,
Forget they exist for a while.
Eating becomes a religion,
Our Crock Pots bubble like vats,
Cream cheese turns into a food group,
No wonder we all get so fat.
Our Crock Pots bubble like vats,
Cream cheese turns into a food group,
No wonder we all get so fat.
I hope the shorts inside my closet,
Will fit my big butt in May,
After six months of snacking,
And laying around every day.
Will fit my big butt in May,
After six months of snacking,
And laying around every day.
What else can you do in the winter?
Except for eat, sleep and sob,
I might as well go into work,
I can be miserable at my job.
Except for eat, sleep and sob,
I might as well go into work,
I can be miserable at my job.
But Summer, you are a beauty,
You're steamy, hot, sexy and fun,
You make us want to strip naked,
And burn ourselves brown in the sun.
You're steamy, hot, sexy and fun,
You make us want to strip naked,
And burn ourselves brown in the sun.
I'm sorry I cursed you in August,
When the temp was a hundred and four,
See, my ass was stuck to the car seat,
And my arm had been seared to the door.
When the temp was a hundred and four,
See, my ass was stuck to the car seat,
And my arm had been seared to the door.
Still, that's no reason to leave me,
With nothing but wind, ice and snow,
My nostrils froze shut from December till May,
With nothing but wind, ice and snow,
My nostrils froze shut from December till May,
Summer, please. I beg you. Don't go!
