(post copyright 2010, Dawn Weber)
It’s the Most Wonderful Time For a Beer!
My paycheck has gone
Straight to Amazon Com
And the husband’s in tears!
It’s the Most Wonderful Time
For a Beer!
It’s the Hap, Happiest Season
Of All!
Unless you're a woman
In which case you're gonna
Be frantic as hell!
It's the Hap, Happiest Season
Of All!
There'll be lights that aren't lighting
Causing Weber fighting
While hanging the crap on the tree
There'll be traffic to crawl through
To get to the mall through
Please - give some Xanax to me.
It’s the Most Wonderful Time
For a Beer!
The tree’s leaning left
Why is it leaning left?
Sh*t - give me more beer!
It’s the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer!
It's the most Wonderful Time for a Beer!
With visiting relatives
Making me wish I had
Non-working ears!
It's the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer!
There’ll be candy for eating
And fudge to be sneaking
And egg nog filling my glass
There’ll be cookies for scarfing
And pies to be snarfing
Just slap it all right on my ass!
It's the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer!
The money's all spent
I know right where it went
These two kids right here!
It's the Most Wonderful Time...
It's the Most Nerve-Wracking Time...
It's the Most Wonderful Time for a Beer!
MA HA HA HA HA!!! Love the graphic too, and of course, you are singing my song, woman! It is the most wonderful time for a beer!! We don't have to weigh ourselves til 2011!
ReplyDeleteI'm going to be singing YOUR version. Are you a singer? You NEED to suit up (santa hat), get karoeke music of the original and film yourself on You Tube! Let us all know and you'll get a million hits. THEN, you go to hollywood (NOW who's the promotional agent?).
ReplyDeleteHA... too funny. :-)
ReplyDeleteNicely done!
Very true. The traffic. Ugh!
ReplyDeleteThat was awesome! So funny. Had to share it on FB. I can totally see that as a video. :) Hilarious.
ReplyDeleteI'm literally dieing over here! This is absolutely fabulous and a must share with all of my friends! I LOVE IT!
ReplyDeleteLOL! Too funny. I love it!
ReplyDeleteHaha, how hilarious! Love it!
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