tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post2757910945025288154..comments2024-02-10T00:33:17.312-08:00Comments on Lighten Up!: Elf on the Shelf? Not at Our Place. More Like Crackheads on the CounterDawn@Lighten Up!http://www.blogger.com/profile/06301481567651330133noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-48135393905858124562013-01-19T07:58:06.099-08:002013-01-19T07:58:06.099-08:00I'm glad you didn't kick the can on a leve...I'm glad you didn't kick the can on a level paying surface; that would not synergize with a coherent, tangible aspect.<br />I don't know if synergize can be synthesized. Glad to see you staying focused.<br />Which is worse: synergy or awesome or conflate. All equally aggravating.anthony stemkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15666462157746049139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-15489368531680050992013-01-07T17:51:57.971-08:002013-01-07T17:51:57.971-08:00My Mother always taught me to never trust an emaci...My Mother always taught me to never trust an emaciated elf. It clearly means they're anorexic which means they have low self esteem which means they'll wreak havoc with your life to make them feel better about their own.<br /><br />I like the looks of your two fellows. Very much.<br /><br />And also, synergy is the dumbest most over-rated and over-used word in the world of cubicles. Vapid Vixenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08699876620805731017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-61279916319326366082013-01-03T03:44:18.543-08:002013-01-03T03:44:18.543-08:00Rj- Thanks for your "proactive input." A...Rj- Thanks for your "proactive input." And Merry Christmas to you!<br />Linda - Paddy and Frank are a couple of lovable crackheads, for sure.<br />MTM - The world is a below average place with me in it, I know that. Merry Christmas!<br />Heidi - Holy Hallmark! You don't send out cards either? Come here . . . Sit by me. . .<br />Eva - Yeah, bloggers, Barbies . . . That Elf on the Shelf gets around!<br />Ami - Wow. You, um, have fallen further. You may be more below average than me. Marry me?<br />Classic - Oh yeah, judging by the pix all over the Internets, he's a horny little thing.<br />Robyn - Frank and Paddy's dating days are over. They are content to stand by the sleigh, waiting for their next hit, with jazz hands. Happy New Year, dearie!<br />Jono - Management better watch out! Here comes below average Dawn!<br />Paula - Paddy and Frank will be over to your place . . . As long as you buy them a coupla 40s.<br />DWei - Paddy and Frank are saddened at your assessment of their looks. They are, after all, about 120 in elf years.<br />Pearl - If I have made you LOL, as the kids say, then I shall wear my weirdo crown with pride. :) Happy New Year to you!<br />Christy - True, true- the world is not ready for more of me. Happy Lazy New Year to you too, dearie!Dawn@Lighten Up!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06301481567651330133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-16601115532238425892013-01-02T23:36:38.733-08:002013-01-02T23:36:38.733-08:00I love your sub-standard ways. There can be only o...I love your sub-standard ways. There can be only one. ;) I hope you had a Merry Christmas and a fabulously lazy New Year awaits you. <3Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03364185764716524051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-83751921147571945512013-01-02T05:57:27.726-08:002013-01-02T05:57:27.726-08:00You are a weirdo.
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And you made me laugh out ...You are a weirdo.<br /><br />:-)<br /><br />And you made me laugh out loud.<br /><br />Happy new year, Dawn! <br /><br />PearlPearlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05261369905176088917noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-16514212350303471872013-01-02T02:19:15.312-08:002013-01-02T02:19:15.312-08:00Yeah... I think I'll stick with Tolkien's ...Yeah... I think I'll stick with Tolkien's elves. They're more uhh... friendly looking.DWeihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01052727489537771147noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-43851311928699668112013-01-01T06:31:47.078-08:002013-01-01T06:31:47.078-08:00Give me Paddy and Frank over Elf on the Shelf any ...Give me Paddy and Frank over Elf on the Shelf any day! Happy New Year!<br />http://howtobecomeacatladywithoutthecats.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02888838201074339916noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-23183145852477856792012-12-26T11:52:58.769-08:002012-12-26T11:52:58.769-08:00Elf on the shelf? I still can't figure out why...Elf on the shelf? I still can't figure out why that angel has a tree up its backside.<br /><br />I think you are on to upper management's plan now that you have deciphered their code.Jonohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18170214396483091419noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-40304581372611150562012-12-25T10:38:27.208-08:002012-12-25T10:38:27.208-08:00I'm loving the second title of your book. If s...I'm loving the second title of your book. If staff meetings aren't proof that you can sleep with your eyes open, nothing is.<br /><br />Frank and Paddy look like guys that dated (me) back during the Bush administration, but those two are lot cuter and just a tad shorter.<br /><br />Have a fantastic Christmas. There's nothing average or below average about you, stellar lady. Enjoy family time (or alone time, or elf-time, or whatever time).<br /><br />xoRobynRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-3240156436106744962012-12-24T11:30:16.513-08:002012-12-24T11:30:16.513-08:00I love how the elf managed to find not only the ba...I love how the elf managed to find not only the barbies, but also the angel. Freaky little thing, isn't he?Classic NYerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10458103800730996480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-87915858816077480462012-12-24T10:47:37.944-08:002012-12-24T10:47:37.944-08:00Let's have a contest to see who's fallen f...Let's have a contest to see who's fallen further... I purchased the things I'd need to MAKE MY OWN elves!! We had elves all over the place during the holidaze as I was growing up, and I wanted my kids to have some. But couldn't find any. SO I was going to make them.<br /><br />I finally gave the supplies to Goodwill about five years ago, after those supplies sat in the closet for about five years.<br /><br />And this year at my house? There no sign that it's Christmas. No tree. No gifts. No lights. No snowflakes.<br /><br />HA... I win.<br /><br />And meetings. OH. MY. GOD. <br /><br />There is no bigger waste of my time in the universe than to have stupid meetings!! So far in the last two years, every single meeting I've attended could have been handled via email.<br /><br />What an utter waste of time. But we have to justify those fat corporate salaries for the fat corporate assholes who draw them, now don't we?<br /><br />Oh, excuse me. My table is ready. Just heard the guy say, "Bitter? table for one!! Bitter?"Amihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08353667980806676067noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-35961452727828439302012-12-24T09:54:57.576-08:002012-12-24T09:54:57.576-08:00I recently saw the elf on the shelf in bed with on...I recently saw the elf on the shelf in bed with one of my blogger friends, and she was having a cigarette!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03803472040500529682noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-11459311470476764852012-12-24T07:54:33.412-08:002012-12-24T07:54:33.412-08:00Hilarious as usual. I'm so releaved to know I&...Hilarious as usual. I'm so releaved to know I'm not the only one who used to send out Christmas cards. Elf on the Shelf? More like Mom on the floor!! Merry Christmas!<br />Heidi-"Heidi in Real Life"https://www.blogger.com/profile/01765631003765541364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-58526568861520005372012-12-24T06:46:10.884-08:002012-12-24T06:46:10.884-08:00You kill me. Merry Christmas my hilarious, BDB! Th...You kill me. Merry Christmas my hilarious, BDB! The world is a better, funnier place with you in it....<br /><br />XOX, <br />Muffintopmommymuffintopmommyhttp://www.muffintopmommy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-41553430151669243192012-12-24T06:42:14.791-08:002012-12-24T06:42:14.791-08:00LOL! I like Paddy and Frank better than the Elf on...LOL! I like Paddy and Frank better than the Elf on the Shelf. And your work translations look spot-on to me. <br /><br />Merry Christmas, and thanks for all the laughs you've given me! :)Linda G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04576828490765434497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-24262885257038917012012-12-24T06:31:36.290-08:002012-12-24T06:31:36.290-08:00hmm, lots to go over.
1. The grammar looks correct...hmm, lots to go over.<br />1. The grammar looks correct to me.<br />2. The elf on the tree looks like a dog on a leg.<br />3. Love the flour angels.<br />4. Baking, check, hang lights outside, check, send cards,check. Now a days, nada.<br />5. Nothing the matter with a little elf fun.<br />6. Best practices,. ways to get you fired.<br />7. Bottom line. we better get our bonus. You don't get one.<br />8. Mindset. We don't know what we are doing.<br />9. Synergies. Saw that word in Readers Digest.<br />Merry Christmas!raydenzel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212342091537737561noreply@blogger.com