tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post7098336084624111258..comments2024-02-10T00:33:17.312-08:00Comments on Lighten Up!: "Jingle Bell Rock?" Nope. "Santa's a Chick." (And First Book Blurb)Dawn@Lighten Up!http://www.blogger.com/profile/06301481567651330133noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-67859046899267797922012-12-14T08:29:42.046-08:002012-12-14T08:29:42.046-08:00You had me at PAXIL on EARTH!
BRILLIANT!!!!
San...You had me at PAXIL on EARTH! <br /><br />BRILLIANT!!!!<br /><br />Santa is totally a chick...thanks for having the balls (um?) to point it out. "Laughing all the way, ha ha ha!" <br /><br />And the driving? I can hardly stand to watch my kids on a bike. OH GOD. So do you srsly have Amish buggies where you live? Ho-ly. Solid Wood Furniture!muffintopmommyhttp://www.muffintopmommy.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-84008597644033470402012-12-14T06:33:14.194-08:002012-12-14T06:33:14.194-08:00NY - Exactly!!NY - Exactly!!Dawn@Lighten Up!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06301481567651330133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-36760688843960596412012-12-13T16:35:00.897-08:002012-12-13T16:35:00.897-08:00What's bizarre is I was just thinking this the...What's bizarre is I was just thinking this the other day about God. I was thinking "The Christians are lying to themselves. No omniscient, omnipotent being could ever be male."Classic NYerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10458103800730996480noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-10025442070452324812012-12-13T04:18:13.304-08:002012-12-13T04:18:13.304-08:00[url=http://louboutinshop.co.uk]louboutin uk[/url]...[url=http://louboutinshop.co.uk]louboutin uk[/url] When glaciers retreat, they leave streams and lakes behind: The Matanuska River is a collection of melted glacier water that runs among a bed of gray silt, creating a braided appearance. [url=http://dkgoose.com]Canada Goose Parka[/url] Nvkubirqr [url=http://canadagoosesweden.com]canada goose jacka[/url] <br />jibezv 279828 [url=http://www.canadagoosestorontofactory.ca]canada goose coats on sale[/url] 458885 [url=http://www.officialcanadagooseparkas.ca]canada goose authentic[/url] Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-62096781867729079532012-12-10T16:27:58.674-08:002012-12-10T16:27:58.674-08:00Vixen - I can see you driving like that. Totally. ...Vixen - I can see you driving like that. Totally. All badass. They see you rolllin', they hatin'.<br />Anthony - Side note: When she was little, she totally got mixed up and called the Amish "Irish." I should have told her, "Watch out for the Irish!"<br />Amy Jo - Oh, how I miss you and me and our shenanigans on Floor 5 of the big basket. Yes, she WAS 6 months when we met. You have a great memory! Miss you, love you too. xxoooo<br />Bill - I can't wait to read "I Started a Blog." Parodies, fun, yes? Just match the rhyme structure and throw in a few swear words.<br />Penwasser - Re: the OPEC crisis. That was 100 years ago. I was, like, 8.<br />I'm not helping any, am i?<br />Oh, how I heart you, Penwasser.Dawn@Lighten Up!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06301481567651330133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-40274955652009838042012-12-10T08:54:26.037-08:002012-12-10T08:54:26.037-08:00I remember being 15......ahhhhh, the OPEC Oil Cris...I remember being 15......ahhhhh, the OPEC Oil Crisis!<br />Good times, good times.Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-67681896146252313892012-12-10T08:53:26.550-08:002012-12-10T08:53:26.550-08:00Nope.
Santa's a dude.
How else to explain only...Nope.<br />Santa's a dude.<br />How else to explain only working one day a year?Al Penwasserhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14052950809151897315noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-33094184367186280072012-12-10T08:50:48.438-08:002012-12-10T08:50:48.438-08:00"...Bouncing and flouncing all over the mall,..."...Bouncing and flouncing all over the mall,<br />Since the early fall!..." - catchy funny lyrics - can you sing too. I like making up parodies but I can't sing. I need an I-pod to carry a tune.<br />I did a parody called "I started a blog" http://afcsoac.blogspot.com/2012/04/i-started-blog.html<br /><br />Great parodyBill Lislemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15187273560129198423noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-88955516739067600082012-12-09T17:21:31.122-08:002012-12-09T17:21:31.122-08:00No. Stinking. Way. 15 1/2!!!!???!!!!!!!! UGH! She...No. Stinking. Way. 15 1/2!!!!???!!!!!!!! UGH! She was 6 mos. old when we met. Now I feel old. Luvs ya!Amy Johttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01700670808135988167noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-35213285184291116672012-12-09T16:35:31.495-08:002012-12-09T16:35:31.495-08:00It is now a little easier to avoid rear-ending the...It is now a little easier to avoid rear-ending the Amish, they have those orange triangles affixed to the rear of those buggies. <br />Your daughter seems to be driving correctly with her hands on the 10 and 2 o'clock position (or is that photo depiction a paid model?)<br />36C eh? I would have thought Santa (female, Santo would be male, right?) would be more like a DD, but whatever; might be hard to get down chimneys if too buxom (in that case she could knock on my door and I would let her and the girls in).<br />Your song was very witty, I got a chuckle reading it. Thanks.anthony stemkehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15666462157746049139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-52633920818953631422012-12-08T09:59:29.724-08:002012-12-08T09:59:29.724-08:00OH my gosh! I would have my eyes closed to the wh...OH my gosh! I would have my eyes closed to the whole time. I love her driving posture. Pretty much the exact opposite of my slouched down, left leg up on the seat, right arm leaning on the console driving posture. <br /><br />Also, you're spot on with Santa being a chick. Hilarious!Vapid Vixenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08699876620805731017noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-52752241005498503572012-12-08T05:42:34.144-08:002012-12-08T05:42:34.144-08:00RJ - Ugh, this SONG! Was stuck in my head anyway, ...RJ - Ugh, this SONG! Was stuck in my head anyway, so I decided to change the m-effing lyrics, at least, make it more interesting.<br />Linda - I do what I can for the music industry. ;)<br />Indigo - 17 in the UK, huh? But FIVE driving tests? Sounds like you maybe shoulda waited a little longer. ;) (I won't tell you my early teen driving record. I shoulda waited longer too)<br />Bobo - Glad to see you back! I know, it's a CLIFFHANGER! Guess you'll just have to buy the book.<br />Stacey - The lesson here is WATCH OUT FOR THE AMISH! Yes, it is hair-raising, watching the Princess drive. She does pretty well, though.<br />Pixie - Well, it IS legal in a few states...<br />Robyn - EXACTLY!<br />Lisa - Yes, trust me - my right foot is in the permanent flexed position.Dawn@Lighten Up!https://www.blogger.com/profile/06301481567651330133noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-12714190162226991272012-12-07T06:11:46.139-08:002012-12-07T06:11:46.139-08:00Make that "brake" pedal. Or is it petal?...Make that "brake" pedal. Or is it petal? ;)Lisa Tognolahttp://mainstreetmusingsblog.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-29201614045811687782012-12-07T06:10:21.646-08:002012-12-07T06:10:21.646-08:00I'm guessing you're in the passenger seat ...I'm guessing you're in the passenger seat with your foot on the phantom break pedal!Lisa Tognolahttp://mainstreetmusingsblog.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-74774541619945665662012-12-06T18:05:24.750-08:002012-12-06T18:05:24.750-08:00Catchy tune, Dawn. It makes perfect sense. Were th...Catchy tune, Dawn. It makes perfect sense. Were there not a woman behind the scenes, Xmas would be reduced to Beers and Belching Day. <br /><br />Your daughter looks determined to avoid hitting an Amish. That's a very good sign. I think you need not worry.<br /><br />Cheers, Dawn.<br />xoRobynRawknrobyn.blogspot.comhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15997241410192066577noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-50541854267233822522012-12-06T11:39:21.191-08:002012-12-06T11:39:21.191-08:00Sooooo what does that say about Mrs. Claus then???...Sooooo what does that say about Mrs. Claus then???? <br /><br />One Bad Pixiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04139395145674594659noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-90879619501290788922012-12-06T07:25:35.912-08:002012-12-06T07:25:35.912-08:00How can you sleep at night? Really. I can't ...How can you sleep at night? Really. I can't imagine how drunk I will have to be to have my girls behind the wheel. That doesn't sound good. Watch out for the Amish. LOVE it!! So funny. At least your song didn't have the lady with a dick, that would have made it so wrong on many levels.Stacey Hattonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14548632078722613679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-25909678082261672542012-12-06T06:35:18.437-08:002012-12-06T06:35:18.437-08:00Hmmmm.... maybe I need to stay up for Santa this y...Hmmmm.... maybe I need to stay up for Santa this year....<br /><br />And how could you leave us on that cliffhanger! I need to know what words of wisdom you imparted to your child!<br /><br />bobohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12438257870101478336noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-75257266363972708852012-12-06T04:10:45.772-08:002012-12-06T04:10:45.772-08:00Hey Dawn! Fifteen, my how they grow and make us re...Hey Dawn! Fifteen, my how they grow and make us redundant so quickly. Of course, over here they have to wait a little longer - 17. I remember the agony of waiting, then the agony of *cough*five*cough* driving tests. Yes, yes, I'm not a natural driver. Hush now, I'm writing. And of course, that was a LONG time ago now. Ancient history. And yes, Santa has to be a lady, nothing else makes sense. Either that or all his elves are? IndigoIndigo Rothhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03957870121933442627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-16081775167188365612012-12-06T04:02:43.454-08:002012-12-06T04:02:43.454-08:00ROF,L! I've always suspected that about Santa....ROF,L! I've always suspected that about Santa. Nice to have it confirmed...and set to music. <br /><br />Linda G.https://www.blogger.com/profile/04576828490765434497noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1064585589281123688.post-40286365058403187332012-12-06T03:02:56.039-08:002012-12-06T03:02:56.039-08:00and to think, Christmas or June 24 will be here ag...and to think, Christmas or June 24 will be here again before you know it. Having kids makes you get older quicker. Guys always wonder and now I know! and to music too lol Now if only I could get the song out of my head...raydenzel1https://www.blogger.com/profile/16212342091537737561noreply@blogger.com